hi uh this is just a psa
IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE
IM ANTI-MAP
IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT ISPUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!
IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!
BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!
puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs
if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, “I can make him
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn’t. Are you some manner of spirit
Trains were made for faggots, transsexuals, dykes, and autistics, and if you aren’t ready for that,I don’t know what to tell you
Weirdos can also ride the train if they like
Crazy idea….what if we didn’t use slurs for groups we aren’t a part of 🫢🫢🫢
fine. w*irdos can also ride the train
HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS
#current mood
this show really did cover every type of breakdown a human can have
Because I’m only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven’t seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We’re worried, and we need people to know what’s happening to us.
the concept of “plot armor” has done irreparable damage to media analysis and literacy. “oh the only reason this character didn’t die is because they need to be alive later in the story” you don’t fucking say.
“average president has 2 felony charges” factoid actualy just statistical error. average president has 0 felony charges. Felonies Don, who lives in a state of disgrace (Florida) & has 92 felony charges, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Congratulations to Donald “Fuckwad” Trump for reaching exactly twice as many felony charges as there have been United States presidents, and therefore making the math easier for all of us! Finally, a decent accomplishment.
Hold on to your butts, because by the end of this he may have 3x or 4x!
like to charge, reblog to cast
likes charge reblogs cast
Painfully bored at work plz humour me, What kind of girl are you? (Vibes only, you don’t have to identify as a girl)
Pirate/swashbuckler
Werewolf/ shapeshifter/ hairy beast
Vampire/ skinny Victorian /elusive cannibal hermit
Goblin/ mud dwelling/ little thief
Ogre/ bog beast
Witch/ hag/ old lady in the woods
Cryptid/ elusive beast
Unicorn/ rare magical beauty
Mermaid/ sea creature/ Nessie
Catholic
Monster hunter
not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok
“Individual choice!” is such an obnoxious rallying cry. totally perverts a legitimate usage into utter, disgusting selfishness.





